You are about to enter Speedno, a world where the normal social rules of right and wrong no longer exist. A world where tiny modest threads of spandex have the power to say so much, with so little.A world where people can care so little about the lifespan of elastic. And a world where men of all races, ages, sexual orientation, body hair coverage, or fitness levels just want a little acknowledgment for having the balls, so to speak, to show us what God gave them.


This collection of photos sets out to uncover—if not empathize with—the mildly narcissistic tendencies of the human experience and to admit once and for all how, the more we try to be cool, the more ridiculous we can appear to the outsider looking in.


Speedno.com is a place for all who love to hate the Speedo to come together and get a good laugh from our friends the world over who embrace their banana hammocks.

Tulum, MexicoI particularly like the way the sun reflects off his roles of fat and his bald spot. You can tell that his Speedo is a relatively new purchase, as there is no discoloration and it is holding up well elastically. I like to think that he bought himself the new suit when he bought his sports watch and river shoes, a new year's resolution gone horribly wrong. I am also pretty sure that in Europe, bathing suit shops do not have mirrors.

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